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Vulture Warpost
17 JUNE 009
2200 GMT
GLOBAL WAR NEWS
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STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT (Part 1)
EVERYTHING IS PEACEFULL IN CHYNA
GUAN YIN IS IN PAOWER
GUAN YIN x GUAN YANG = GUAN TAN
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GUANTANHAN IN KIND
SEW CHYNA IS SAYFE AND IN SAYFE HANDS
XHAOWEN
BY THE SAME TOKEN
TIBET IS SAYFE AND IN SAYFE HANDS
FOUR THE TYME BEYING
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THE UNITED KINGDOM FORWARD SLASH
britaindotudotkdotplcdoteudotkomdotorg
IS UP FOR GRABS
ON AQKAOUWNT OF THE FAQKT THAT PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED
HAS EFFEQKTIVELY TORKED ITS*SELF INTU ACCELER8ED TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUQKTIVE NAMByMANDyPANDy MODUSOPERANDy REDUNDANTSEA
AND TORK*QED ITS*SELF AOUWT OF A DGJHOB
THE APATHETYQK VOTER IS IN THE ASCENDANTSEA
RED QUEEN IS IN WAITING
THE BANQK OF ENGLAND IS IN EUROPE NAO
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THE EUROMONSTERSTATEBANQKERS*ANDPOLLYTITIANS*U
IS IN ALLSORTS OF TRUBBLE
THE TREATY OF ROME IS A WURKING SPECIMEN OF THE FALSE MIND
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VLAD PUTCHINI KNOWS HIS ONIONS ARE KNOT IN EUROPE
EVEN IF SUM OF HIS ASSETS ARE
SARAH PALIN IS VERY BIG IN THE KREMLIN
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JOLLY RODGER Says
THE PRESLEYDENT OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN
IS A GENTLEMAN AND A DGJHYOLKER IS HE KNOT
THE PRESENT SAFETY AND SEQKYUWRITY OF THE PINQK PERSHANS
IS A MATTER OF IMPORT TU GUAN YING
THE SPIRITUAL BLEEDER OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIQK
NEEDS MORE THAN THE WISDOM OF
SOLOMON BYNDING SIMBA TIMES SHEBA
IN THE PRESENT TYME OF GR8* PO TEN T SHIAL
SHE BABA
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BY THE SAME TOKEN
THE POLITYQKAL PRESLEYDENT KAN KNOT FUNGQKHTSHION PROPERLi
IN THE PRESENT VOYD
WITHAOUWT A
INDISPUTABLE DEMOQKRATTICCUS MAND8
A BIG DEMOQKRATTIQKHUSS MAND8
75% OF THE NATIONAL VOTE
3 IN 4 OF A
99% NATIONAL TURNAOUT
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TOMMY MAQKHMHOODy Says
IT IS A TIPPiQKHAL POLLITyQKHAL
ARABAYSHAN EQKWAYSXYHAN
SIT~YU~AY~SHAN
MON AMI
AND AN EASY POLLYTYQKLE DySCISION
FOR THE WINNER
TO MAYKE
DUBBLE OR NUFFING
GLOBAL WAR PLATyFORM
GIVE WAY TO THE PEOPLE
AND
THE PEOPLE WILL GIVE SWAY TU YU
ASTA
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Sattelite Plink
<Sound Effect>
THE FINAL STANDOFF
LIVE FARSEE PARSELi DyMOQKRASSEE
ON GLOBAL QKHOMMERSHULL
DGJELLYVISION
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Four Bisto Pangdgje Khaiboshdosh
ON SPEQKTRUM RAYDIO DOT NETT
LIVE DGJYVE
VOTING GNUS AND VYEWS
ALL
DAY
FOLL~OWED BY THE BLAQK BOX DELIVERY SQKWAD
And
A HOST OF HAI SPEED IMPARSHAL
VOTE WREEDERS
AND QKAOUWNTERS
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IMPARTIAL DISSPASSHAN8*
MERCyENAIRy HINDy S0LLyW0LLyT0LLy~QKAOUWNTERS
MAY SUMTYMES WURQK WELL
SUM ARE KNOWN TO POSESS
GREAT NATURAL ALTyTYEWDE
IN HAI SPEED HAI APTyTCHEWED
NUMBER KRUNTCHSHING
THEY KAN EVEN SUMTIMES HELP WUN TU QKAOUWNT THE GLOBAL QKOPYWRIGHT REVENUE RIGHTS AND ADVERTISING ROYALTY PAYMENT LUMP SUM INQKHUMS
INTU THE EQKSTCZHEQKCHQUER
OF THE DEMOQKRATTICUS POLITTyQKAL REPUBLYQK
FOR A FEE
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BY THE SAME TOKEN Guan Ying Says
REDGJyMENTS OF HAI SPEED CHYNEEZE
VOTEKRUNTCHERS
KAN KAOUWNT YOUR VOTES
AND CHYNA WILL FOOT THE BILL
AND YU KAN KAOUWNT YOUR OWN MONEY
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A Letter From Amerryka Follows
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/06/15/p
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http://www.londonethnicradio.com/tikkuns
THE FARSEE PARSI PARSELY PEOPLE
NEED TU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO SOFT OPTIONS OPEN
WAR POLLYTIQKS IS A DURTY GAME SO PIQK A DURTY PLAYER
WUN THAT THE AMERRYKANS DU KNOT WANT YU TU PIQK
GIVE YOUR POLITYQKAL PRESLEYDENT A
75% GLOBAL WAR POLITYQKAL WRITE HAND
MAND8
LET YOUR AYATOLLAH HOLD THE BALANTS OF PAOWUR
AND HIS BLAQK AQKOLYTES CAN HOLD THE BALLOT BOXES
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JOLLY JAQK TAR Says
AMERRYKA IS IN TRUBBLE
AMERRYKA IS TRUBBLE
HUBBLE BUBBLE
DUBBLE TRUBBLE,
THE DEVIL HAS BURST HIS *TCHEWING GUM BUBBL
HIS Q*KAASSTL WILL FALL,
IN WRUINS OF WRUBBL,
HUBBLE BUBBLE TOIL AND TRIPLE TROUBBLE
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JAZZME KONNy
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http://www.alternet.org/rights/140686/%2
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QKHONQKHOARDyON
http://order-order.com/2009/06/18/time-t
TU SKYTHAEA*
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QKONQKORDyA
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Found On The Wall In Merlins* Cave
WOT DID NIMBROD SAY TO ABRACADABRAHAM
WURSHIP THAT WYTCH PROTEQKTS YU MEN
FROM THE WIND
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ASTA BAMBINA
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THERE IS A PAYGAN ALLYANTS
IN THE YUKNIGHTED KINGDUM
THEIR BASELODE IS STONEHENGE
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Blue People
THE NATIVES ARE REVOLTING
THEIR FASHION IS WODE,
THEY ARE BLUE PEOPLE,
THEIR PLEADER IS Tode
THEY ARE KWAIYET
AS IS THEYER WAY,
THEY HAVE MUCH TUDU
AND KNOT MUTCH SAY
THEY ARE WAYTING
FOUR A RAYNy DAY
THEN THEY WILL BE MUD
BUT FOUR NAO THEY ARE QKLAY
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HAMID
THEY SEEK HIM HERE,
THEY SEEK HIM THERE,
HAMID HAS FAOUWND
ANUTHER LAIR
HE CUT OFF HIS HAIR,
AND GAVE ME MY SHARE,
A GOOD DEAL FARE AND SQUAIR
HE PAQKD HIS BAG
HE PAQKD HIS TENT
AND OFF HE WENT
I KNOW KNOT WARE
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19th JUNE *009
0600 GMT
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*20th June *009
1600 GMT
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2300 GMT
UPD8
AUNTIE MAUD HAS BEEN KYQKD AOUWT OF EYERAN
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NEDA SOL TAN HAS BEEN SHOT DEAD BY A EYERAYNyYAN ARMY SNYPUR
KNOT BY AXyDENT
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WUN MAY WUNDUR
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JAZZ THIS MAN KONNy
http://minnesotaindependent.com/2485/at-c
TRANSL8*
SOLLYTOLLYSOLTAN
SUPERSIZE THOSE GNUYORKQUE TUNGTORKHURS
27th June 009*
grateful